Yo-iisei is a 29 year old married guy from Alabama, USA.
Well, as it says, yo... I'm male, born human. Died eventually, Did stuff, liked sex. Best friend was a vagina his wife. Also befriended lots of other mammals. Sometimes Taco Bell, and Burger King were his friends. At other times, maybe not. Had frequent headaches. Liked to talk about himself like he was no longer with us. Has an IPOD. Thought the ironic death of Steve Irwin was funny, but also unfortunate. Did this on the day that Bernie Mac died of Phunomia. Don't worry, I'm not far behind... Had a wife once, named Mistah. Enjoyed bowling. Roller skating used to be fun too. Damn kids. The sun and the heat and the humidity... Milk was a bad choice. Enjoys being naked. Maybe even while writing this... Had a knack for making closed minded people uncomfortable. Also enjoyed making people laugh... And wonder was he REALLY NAKED? Liked to ramble. Never really cared much for cabbage, squash, or brocoli. Loved the 'Transformers' movie. Worked in a mailroom. Ask me for more...
Sep 13, 7:46am